flickeringmuse:

The Laws of Robotics

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

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shadowkixx:

celestialdefender:

PRAISING THE SUN

this man is my role model

Knight Solaire

you are blessing

Shiiiiieeeet.

I wish the Darkmoon’s had a cool dude like Solaire. All we get is a dude who impersonates his sis. 

I guess we do get a super cool catch phrase. THE GUILTY PAY THE PRICE.

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riskyrussian: fuckyeahretailrobin: The place I work at does not keep any apparel in the back. A woman asked me if a different size shirt was in the back room, and I explained that all the clothes we had available for purchase were out. She got VERY irritated with me, and asked me to go check anyway. I tried to explain the policy better, but she kept demanding that I go look in the back room. I wound up going and standing in the back for a couple minutes, then coming back out and telling her that we didn’t have any, at which point she finally stormed off. I know it’s frustrating that we don’t have your size, but there’s nothing I can do! When I worked retail, I would sometimes say “I don’t think we have anymore but let me go check in the back” when I knew we had none, and I’d go, stand back there, count to 20-50 depending on what the item was, and come back apologetic. It’s good customer service to offer to check, or to check if a customer asks rather than argue with them.  Maybe I’m just a nerd. More often than not, I’d let them know that we DON’T have the thing they’re looking for in our office/tech store, mainly cause our location was so small.If the customer was the smallest amount of annoying I’d then offer to go to the magical pandimensional land known as “the back,” where unicorns and fairies tend our fields of talking retail eldertrees, from which we pick our store supplies from.“Greetings, young land walker” a tree would say. “What’s that? Sally from accounting needs a novelty stapler this instant? Quick, child! Pull one from my branches, and journey back with the treasured parcel. Make haste, child! Make haste!”Or at least that’s what I suspect most customers think is going on back there. In reality I go there, glance at the few boxes for the thing we don’t have, take a couple sips of my coffee for a minute. Avoids arguments, keeps the pricks off your backs. It’s a win/win.
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riskyrussian:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

The place I work at does not keep any apparel in the back. A woman asked me if a different size shirt was in the back room, and I explained that all the clothes we had available for purchase were out. She got VERY irritated with me, and asked me to go check anyway. I tried to explain the policy better, but she kept demanding that I go look in the back room. I wound up going and standing in the back for a couple minutes, then coming back out and telling her that we didn’t have any, at which point she finally stormed off. I know it’s frustrating that we don’t have your size, but there’s nothing I can do!

When I worked retail, I would sometimes say “I don’t think we have anymore but let me go check in the back” when I knew we had none, and I’d go, stand back there, count to 20-50 depending on what the item was, and come back apologetic.

It’s good customer service to offer to check, or to check if a customer asks rather than argue with them. 

Maybe I’m just a nerd.

More often than not, I’d let them know that we DON’T have the thing they’re looking for in our office/tech store, mainly cause our location was so small.

If the customer was the smallest amount of annoying I’d then offer to go to the magical pandimensional land known as “the back,” where unicorns and fairies tend our fields of talking retail eldertrees, from which we pick our store supplies from.

“Greetings, young land walker” a tree would say. “What’s that? Sally from accounting needs a novelty stapler this instant? Quick, child! Pull one from my branches, and journey back with the treasured parcel. Make haste, child! Make haste!”

Or at least that’s what I suspect most customers think is going on back there. In reality I go there, glance at the few boxes for the thing we don’t have, take a couple sips of my coffee for a minute.

Avoids arguments, keeps the pricks off your backs. It’s a win/win.

Source: fuckyeahretailrobin